A note from Emily, who is ready to burst officially tomorrow. We'll see how long it takes this kid to get out.
" To whom it may concern:
The owner of the property M.L.E. Tanner will soon be filing a complaint with the police against tenent A. P. Tanner who recieved an eviction notice 30 days prior to the date of January 25, 2008.
The tenent has been found guilty of throwing late night parties resulting in the owner's loss of sleep, brutally causing hip pain to the owner of the property, and refuses to relocate to a new residence. As such, the owner, M.L.E. Tanner, has stated that if the tenent is not out by the 25th of January, she will be calling the police and pressing charges and suing for emotional scarring and mistreatment.
Sincerely,
Judge D. V. Tanner"
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7 comments:
Little does she know, that baby will never come out. Never! hahahahaha!
That reminds me of when my teachers would tell me that if I kept cramming things up my nose, something would get stuck up there forever. Sorry, Emily, that applies to wangs and hoo-hoos, too.
(I had to wait until my laughing fit stopped in order to type a comment. Fit brought on by post and then increased by Jake.)
As one who has never had a baby arrive before 5 days late, I feel her pain. Well, I don't actually feel it now, but I did, 4 times. It stinks.
My first was 3 days late (which is nothing in comparasion to my sisters) but it was long enough, my second came early and I was NOT ready. But I understand the late night parties already and that is NOT fun.
Once she decides that baby is better where baby is (and really want it that way), then baby will decide to relocate.
Dear Emily,
I'm going to sue you for emotional scarring due to your blog response. You'll be hearing from my new lawyer, Murphey P. Bell, Esq. soon.
Dear Jake,
Thanks for a good laugh. I'm at a loss for words right now, but don't worry, I'm sure the right response will come at some point.
Ann,
Derek was 4 or 5 days late so I recognize the possibility of a similar occurance with this one. Derek was in compliance with the renting rules due to the fact that he did not inflict with hip pain when I was trying to sleep (he did do a number on my lower back though).
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