Dirt Reynolds Sings Gluten-free

A little known fact about Dirt Reynolds is that he gets his name from the literal dirt-stache he acquired in his very dusty, dirty backyard. In the world-wide debut of his latest music video, he is seen showcasing his many talents while singing the gluten-free song. This catchy pop-song will be running through your head at the most inopportune times, just ask Cousin Liz.

At the end of the Dirt Reynolds music video, you will find a special features selection of hilarious outtakes from the set.

Gluten-free
by Dirt Reynolds
Songs of Food and Devotion, 2008
Ali-kat Records, Inc.

Song and Lyrics by Dirt Reynolds:
Eat pie
And you wobble in your thighs
Make your ears hang low
When you make it low
You can make it poo
Hero, Heroi, heroi shall

Chorus
And make it so that you could eat
Gluten-free you go...

**Although it appears that Mr. Reynolds is an advocate of gluten-free eating, he himself feels that eating gluten-free will cause him to have a heart attack at any moment.