Photo: Jakey with a MulletI fully admit that I lifted these pictures off my little brother's various websites to show my readers the level of creepy he's trying to achieve. Surely the staff at Starbucks (the headquarters, not one of the 9 billion servers on every corner of the world) can find better ways to entertain themselves than turning my little brother into a would-be serial killer/child molester/truck stop enthusiast. You'd never know from looking at these train wrecks that Jakey used to be such a cute little boy who could run fast and jump high, as well as hit wiffle balls over a 1960's ranch. Stop the madness!! Oh Jakey, what has become of you?
Dear readers, what are your thoughts? What does creepy Jake personify for you? Hide your children, your valuables, your elderly, and your pets. Jakey, I implore you to get that thing off your face and remove that party in the back! Ick...
Dear readers, what are your thoughts? What does creepy Jake personify for you? Hide your children, your valuables, your elderly, and your pets. Jakey, I implore you to get that thing off your face and remove that party in the back! Ick...
Photo: Jakey Possessed
Photo: Jakey Gone Fishin'
